“It leaves my skin nice and soft.”
Beauty blogger Tracy Kiss has a common skin condition known as rosacea, and she uses an unorthodox technique to cure her rosacea: she gives herself semen facials.
In a video tutorial, Kiss first describes her condition, which causes her face to look and feel warm and sensitive.
She then explains her facial process. She gets her semen from a male friend who deposits his goodies into a Chinese takeout sauce tub and delivers it to her door. Apparently, what he eats and drinks has a big effect on the consistency, texture, and amount of semen she receives, so she monitors his diet to make sure he doesn’t drink or smoke or take drugs beforehand (but she says isn’t involved in the actual “harvesting”).
Kiss says she prefers to use semen because, unlike those pesky products you buy in the store, she actually knows what’s in it.
“I think a lot of people are concerned with the thought of putting semen on their face, but actually it’s a very natural and healthy thing to do. I know exactly what goes into this. I know there are no added chemicals, no harshness. It’s as active and live and natural as you can possibly have,” she says. “Semen builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft.”
In her memoir, former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown also recommends spreading semen on the face because it’s “probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies.”
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